It's The Perfect Stocking Stuffer for the Person Who Has Everything! :)

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Florida Swampland Novelty Certificate Funny Gag GIFT

This Florida Swampland Certificate is the perfect gift for that friend who has everything! Printable Prank Gift.

Just $29.95

Florida Swampland Novelty Certificate Funny Gag GIFT

This Florida Swampland Certificate is the perfect gift for that friend who has everything! Printable Prank Gift.

Just $29.95

A Fun Novelty Gift That Helps Florida Wetlands

We purchased a protected wetland parcel in Big Bend Swamp, FL. A portion of each certificate sold supports the preservation and protection of Florida wetlands — so your joke gift also does some good.

Important note: This is a novelty gift and does not include:

Ownership Transfer
A deed
Land rights
Title
Real property of any kind

It’s 0% land value and 100% laughter value.

Why This Makes an Amazing Prank or White Elephant Gift

Half the fun is watching their reaction!

This Florida swampland novelty certificate is ideal for:

Birthday pranks
Father’s Day & Mother’s Day
Co-worker gifts
White elephant exchanges
Funny retirement parties
Outdoor lovers
Florida fans
Anyone who enjoys practical jokes and ridiculous humor

Laughs + conservation = the perfect combo.

What You Actually Get (And What You Don’t!)

Each novelty gift includes:

A downloadable and printable swampland certificate
An assigned, limited quantity identifier (for entertainment purposes)
Reference coordinates so you can view your swamp spot on Google Earth
A helpful instruction sheet
Annual donations to support Florida wetlands
Bragging rights for the worst “deal” ever — without buying real land

Frequently Asked Questions - (FAQ) – Gift The Swamp

What is "Gift The Swamp?

"Gift The Swamp" is a novelty gift website.

What kind of products do you sell at "Gift The Swamp"?

We sell quirky, fun, special occasion certificates tied to aerial views of micro plots of land.

Can I see or visit this swampland?

Yes, you can see the swampland online, but not visit it. Your certificate will provide the coordinates so you can hone in on your exact micro-view plot through Google Earth. This parcel of land is in the protected wetlands of Kissimmee, FL, and is inaccessible by land.

Are the wetlands always wet?

Yes, these wetlands are not suitable for any kind of man-made activity and remain wet throughout the year.

Who owns the swampland?

Gift the Swamp owns the swampland. We sell certificates tied to aerial views of micro-plots because Florida does not allow the sale of land micro-plots. See Terms and Conditions for more information.

Who pays the the tax on the land?

Gift The Swamp pays the annual taxes on the land.

How do I get the printable certificate?

You will enter the recipient's name in your order notes. Certificates are batched each night and emailed to customers the same day or by early the next morning. Allow 24 hours to receive your certificate by email. Remember to check your spam or junk box if it doesn't show in your inbox.

What do I do with the certificate once I receive it?

We suggest color printing it, rolling it into a scroll, and tying it with a ribbon. Then place it in a gift bag or box. You can also grab an 8 1/2" x 11" certificate frame from a local store to make a desk or wall-mounted product.

Florida Swampland Novelty Certificate Funny Gag GIFT

Florida Swampland Novelty Certificate Funny Gag GIFT

it's the Weirdest, Funniest, Most Unexpected Gift of the Year

The Perfect Gag Gift for Birthdays, Retirements, Coworkers

Cheaper than a bottle of booze… and it lasts forever!

Big Bend Swamp, FLorida

Big Bend Swamp, FLorida

A Fun Novelty Gift That Helps Florida Wetlands

Why This Makes an Amazing Prank or White Elephant Gift

What You Actually Get (And What You Don’t!)

What You Actually Get (And What You Don’t!)

hurry! get yours now!

stories from the swamp

Frequently Asked Questions - (FAQ) – Gift The Swamp

Florida Swampland Novelty Certificate Funny Gag GIFT

Florida Swampland Novelty Certificate Funny Gag GIFT

it's the Weirdest, Funniest, Most Unexpected Gift of the Year

The Perfect Gag Gift for Birthdays, Retirements, Coworkers

Cheaper than a bottle of booze… and it lasts forever!

Big Bend Swamp, FLorida

Big Bend Swamp, FLorida

A Fun Novelty Gift That Helps Florida Wetlands

Why This Makes an Amazing Prank or White Elephant Gift

What You Actually Get (And What You Don’t!)

What You Actually Get (And What You Don’t!)

hurry! get yours now!

stories from the swamp

Frequently Asked Questions - (FAQ) – Gift The Swamp

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